Monday, September 3, 2012
The Oldsmobile of Old
Friday, August 31, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
The Red Hook within our Veins
Monday, August 20, 2012
A City of Children
A vexed mother flings an uncooperative child on the seat next to where I sit on a public subway bench. Before I continue, it should be said stated that with the exception of a few children in my life that are dear to me, most kids seem to be quite astute to locating every last nerve of my being, then jabbing at them with an olive fork. Within the first sixty seconds of being seated next to me, I was jabbed four times with a right elbow and kicked three times with a right foot. By one minute, thirty seconds of the encounter, a small whiffle ball was dropped in my lap, which then rolled and fell under the bench. Before I could lean forward and assist in the retrieval the ball, an awkward moment occurred when the child rushed to the ground on all fours, digging between my feet. I looked to my left to see the parent's indifferent expression, followed by an equally indifferent shrug. I then looked right to appreciate this tag.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
The Big Platform Tablet Chill
The amount of people obliviously chilling with tablets and other pricey consumer electronics on crowded public transit is shocking to me. Every time I hear somebody express any kind of angst over the possibilities of being mugged, or more laughably, pick pocketed, I sigh. Why would a thief, these days, get that up close and personal, incurring risk, when a quick grab and shove would work smashingly? What is worse, Wifi is being implemented in select stations around the city, which will only serve to generate even fatter, fruit, which is not only low hanging, but touching the ground. Even the MTA is starting to place PSAs in stations, trains, and buses addressing this issue.
Even though I blog frequently and am present on multiple social networks, anyone who really knows me can tell you that I refuse to plugged in 24 hours a day; I don't own a tablet or a smart phone. I only state this as a matter of disclosure and am by no means some Luddite, technophobe, suggesting one pry their face from their gadgets; I just pleading a case for the exercise of common sense. One wouldn't casually brandish $600.00 in cash with one hand on their commute, why do so with a device of equal value?
Sunday, August 12, 2012
'In Relation to' Map
In the pursuit of that special (or not so special) someone, you may get on or off (or merely make a transfer) at one of these stops. Loathing and apathy are conspicuously absent and could not be reach for comment.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Brooklyn Heights Style
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Under It
Monday, August 6, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
Culver Viaduct Discontinuation Syndrome
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Semi-Secret Passage
Monday, July 30, 2012
Horizontal Stripes: Do’s and Don’ts
I will be the first to admit that I am not exactly a fashionable guy. I'm a person that keeps identical copies of the same (usually black in color) outfit for efficiency's sake.
There is however, one thing I do know. The slender guy on the left can pull off horizontal stripes, the hefty gentleman on the right, cannot. As a man who is somewhat circumferentially challenged, the fact that horizontal stripes add multiple reference points to your unflattering curves is instinctual. Then again, the sweat pants is highly indicative that he probably doesn't, in fact, give a shit.
If you are that person that wears horizontal stripes and shouldn’t and you still choose to ignore my plea, have a dose of color inversion.
Yeah, thought so.
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Salvation
What can I say, I like to photograph and blog seedy looking auto body/repair/junk/salvage shops in overcast weather conditions. This one was taken at the corner of Metropolitan and Flushing Avenues, near the Brooklyn-Queens border.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Transit Greeting
Getting ready to start my morning commute, I was greeted by this, which is just begging to be photographed by yours truly.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
God Made me Queer
When walking along, look down, sometimes you come across a treat. As seen next to a spent cigarette butt on a Bushwick crosswalk.